I am high maintenance but I'm worth it.

8th September 2013

Photoset reblogged from Rob! that's all with 758,198 notes

nowlistenguyzzz:

And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

His heart is bigger than his brain… I love intelligent people but even more people with a heart. I love Forrest Gump. He is perfect to me. And Tom Hanks deserved an Oscar for this impersonation.

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7th July 2013

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nowlistenguyzzz:

I’m dying LOLOL

Seriously??? OMFG!!!!!

nowlistenguyzzz:

I’m dying LOLOL

Seriously??? OMFG!!!!!

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21st June 2013

Post reblogged from Rob! that's all with 3 notes

Wtf is styrka?? Intensity? Power?

It’s strength. ;) Norvegian for strength

14th May 2013

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we all fall down: fuckyeahforensics: HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????... →

candykizzes24:

fuckyeahforensics:

HOW DO COURT RECORDERS KEEP STRAIGHT FACES????
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law

I laugh reading the transcripts and then again when the court reporter mistypes something

OMG!!! PMSL

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1st May 2013

Photoset reblogged from I am in love with...…. with 114 notes

annypacker:

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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24th April 2013

Photo reblogged from . with 84 notes

lndnwlkr:

Leadenhall Market, London (by MathewDC)

A bit over a month and I’ll be here!!!

lndnwlkr:

Leadenhall Market, London (by MathewDC)

A bit over a month and I’ll be here!!!

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19th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from . with 348 notes

albalola:

ohhhh fuck..he’s mad , come here baby <3

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16th April 2013

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16th April 2013

Link reblogged from Anonymous with 29 notes

Anonymous: Robsten photos in the UK: the truth. →

prsten:

Everyday you all see many different celebrity photos and it seems like they have been caught in their private bubbles walking down the street near their houses or doing other casual things in their *private* life. It’s what you are supposed to think. But in reality it’s not like that at all..

12th April 2013

Link reblogged from Eternal Summer with 56 notes

Eternal Summer: Different day, different week, different month, same shit →

eternalsummer79:

Hi guys,

Some of you have asked me to give my opinion on the latest PRsten. It took me a while to get round to it - as some of you know RL is a bit tough right now. But this may have been a good thing after all, given the latest “episodes” that have come out.

First off, Rob’s return to LA after…

5th April 2013

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the-absolute-best-photography:


You have to follow this blog, it’s really awesome!

the-absolute-best-photography:

You have to follow this blog, it’s really awesome!

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5th April 2013

Photoset reblogged from Rob's Pretty Face with 863 notes

debb24601:

Said “oooo”. Out loud. Jeez.

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5th April 2013

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5th April 2013

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4th April 2013

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